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Being married!

Posted by Alta on October 18, 2010

Isnt bad at all,well so far anyway! 🙂 Its been only 3 months and i am happy to say not much has changed for me and the good news is I dont feel married.



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How to react?

Posted by Alta on July 17, 2010

With 12 days to the wedding,and every day that passes it seems there is no time left,though to be fair thanks to my sister there isnt much left to do either.(and i was rude to her today when it wasnt really her fault and my issues at work and be worked up,though i did apologise whiten 2 mins but i must control myself given all that she is doing and has done for me) But as the days go by,and with the girl here now (which was so strange to see her,and yet so nice!) thats really when it hit me that there isnt really any time left.

A friend asked me today there is only so many days to go arent you scared? The honest answer is i dont know,not scared but yes at times i am like oh fuck! I dont think it will ever get to being scared or anything close to it but i am sure the mood will be up and down over the next week or two and more times where i  think of fuck! 🙂

Also having to play nice and behave with everyone is a really hard thing to do,i cant wait for the wedding to be over,many reasons for that and one is that ill be allowed to be the old me again (and the people get a reason to blame the girl,she must have told him,he was never like this before!!)

Alta tamed (or getting there)

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UAE trip

Posted by Alta on April 15, 2010

I got  back from a weeks holiday in Dubai(all ill and tired),a much needed holiday after the busy last few months I have had,working 12 hours a day might be normal for most people but not for me.The week off was great,i had my tickets to the UFC 112 in Abu Dhabi and I got to see the event live which was a great!! I mean the main event sucked and if you are a fight fan you must have heard of Silva doing his ring dance.The day before I got to meet GSP before the weigh ins and that was awesome! He was very nice and friendly and given that he is the best pound for pound fighter in the world and has the world at his feet for him to be so down to earth was good to see.I would like to say got my moneys worth but that was just half of it and part of the reason that i went.

Last but not the least,also got to meet the girl,Yay! I think I should ask her to change her name to the girl as I keep referring to her as the girl all the time.Time spent with her was as always nice (insert better word here) and I wish I could have had more time alone with her. She has the most amazing eyes,they just captivate you and I cant help but smile as I look at her,yes I am sad and in love! 🙂

I asked her again,and she said no!  😦 Yes I asked her to run away with me and get married,she just wouldn’t do it.I have given up now and I am not asking again,but hey at least she said yes to marrying me when I asked over a year ago,so in 3 months time we shall have a traditional Pakistani wedding (as close to one as we can get) with 500 odd guests (God I hate people and she loves the fact that ill be stuck there with so many people,yes she is evil!)

Seriously it would have been so cool to run away but meh evil she might be but is no fun. No guests,no drama,no need to worry about the clothes etc etc but now have to go through all of that and as of today lists are being made for me too.Lord please save me!! With a little over three months to go,I cant wait  🙂

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Happy marriage is child’s play By CHARLOTTE MARTIN

Posted by Alta on March 5, 2009

WHY fork out thousands on therapy when making marriage work is really just child’s play?

Below are a collection of wise words on how to make marriage work – from children.

The quotes – said to be from kids aged between six and ten – are doing the rounds in a hilarious new email.

It covers topics like the right age to get married, share a kiss and tips for a first date.

Read on and you might learn something – these kids are in a class of their own.

How do you decide who to marry?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

– Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.

– Kristen, age 10

What is the right age to get married?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.

– Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.

– Freddie, age 6

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

– Derrick, age 8

What do you think your mum and dad have in common?

Both don’t want any more kids.

– Lori, age 8

What do most people do on a date?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

– Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

– Martin, age 10

What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?

I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

– Craig, age 9

When is it ok to kiss someone?

When they’re rich.

– Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.

– Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.

– Howard, age 8

Is it better to be single or married?

It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

– Anita, age 9

How would the world be different if people didn’t get married?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?

– Kelvin, age 8

How would you make your marriage work?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.

– Ricky, age 10

I thought some of the answers were very funny!!

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