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Weddings (and my own)

Posted by Alta on July 12, 2009

Are a pain,for those who are getting married,their families and friends and for those who have to attend them,specially for people like me who do not want to attend any,but are forced to.

I have to attend one today,or would have attend one,given when i am able to finish this,i am hoping that it wont be too bad but then that’s asking too much.To make things even worse,its on a Sunday,my day of sleep and rest and i have to say the time is a bit odd too,8 pm? i mean am i still in Karachi?

Anyways  i have my own to look forward to,in a year or so and the engagement next month,so yeah ill be moaning and crying even more then,not that i dont want to get married,i love the girl,but i just wish that she was willing to elope with me and we wouldnt have to go through all the nonsense.

I even offered her a 5 series if she was willing to run away but she turned me down,i am not sure but i think i even offered a 7 series and that didnt work either,she says i just have to act as my best for 4 hours or so in front of a 100 odd people (i dont like them all) and then put in a repeat performance in a year.Easy for her to say!

As my cousin said “what a difficult woman you’re marrying,won’t even consider other options,i mean seriously, what girl wants to get married with her parents and family and friends around her?

But what does she know,she is a girl too,I just never realized that i would have to go to my own wedding,and sit through it all and go through the routine.But beta you will have to is the reply.

So yeah family is excited,the countdown is on,lists being made,people screaming at me,my sister in charge and taking care of things Lord knows if she wasnt nothing would be getting done,so thank you so much!

In a few weeks it will be the dress reharsal to the main event next year and i guess S is right i need to behave and act nice for 4 hours or so.But i still am hoping ke you will agree to elope(please?)

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Jai ho!

Posted by Alta on June 21, 2009

The picture says it all 🙂

LOL

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Silly things!

Posted by Alta on March 19, 2009

Silly yet funny

Silly yet funny

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Happy marriage is child’s play By CHARLOTTE MARTIN

Posted by Alta on March 5, 2009

WHY fork out thousands on therapy when making marriage work is really just child’s play?

Below are a collection of wise words on how to make marriage work – from children.

The quotes – said to be from kids aged between six and ten – are doing the rounds in a hilarious new email.

It covers topics like the right age to get married, share a kiss and tips for a first date.

Read on and you might learn something – these kids are in a class of their own.

How do you decide who to marry?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

– Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.

– Kristen, age 10

What is the right age to get married?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.

– Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.

– Freddie, age 6

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

– Derrick, age 8

What do you think your mum and dad have in common?

Both don’t want any more kids.

– Lori, age 8

What do most people do on a date?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

– Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

– Martin, age 10

What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?

I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

– Craig, age 9

When is it ok to kiss someone?

When they’re rich.

– Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.

– Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.

– Howard, age 8

Is it better to be single or married?

It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

– Anita, age 9

How would the world be different if people didn’t get married?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?

– Kelvin, age 8

How would you make your marriage work?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.

– Ricky, age 10

I thought some of the answers were very funny!!

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Try again son! LOL

Posted by Alta on December 9, 2008

I couldnt stop laughing!

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Only in Pakistan!

Posted by Alta on November 9, 2008

I will let the picture do the talking (click on pic)

pc-for-sale

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