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Karachi wale

Posted by Alta on June 20, 2007

Okay got this today and well i love Karachi and i had to laugh and nod at most of the things that i am about list below.

I love Karachi,warm and sunny,work doesnt start before 12pm,no in a hurry,sab ho jay ga tension hai,and tea!

You know you are from Karachi when…

1. You get shocked when someone stops at a yellow
2. You never really know what to say when someone asks you what there is to see in

3. You give “missed calls”
4. You’ve never really seen a tourist
5. Its December and you attend 5 mehndis/shaadis in one night and end up meeting the same people at each of them
6. You use the phrases “whats the scene?” “scene on hai” or “whose she sceening with?”
7. You still have some of Everest Videos movies and dont plan to return them
8. You’ve met a Parsi
9. You’ve given an exam at
Regent \n Plaza
10. You feel you never have to wait in line if you are with “lay-diss” (ladies)
11. You’ve bought a dvd of a movie that hasnt even been released yet
12. You actually go “out for coffee”
13. You used to go for tutions even though didnt need them
14. You say that you really like that restaurant/shop and someone says “oh yea, my family owns that”
15. You catagorize people as “burgers” or “melas”
16. You roll down your car window and you can actually touch the car next to you
17. You go by landmarks not street names
18. Your only argument in the Lahore/Karachi debate is “well we have a beach”
19. You own either a Corolla or a Civic
20. You never realized that
North Nazimabad was actually in the North
21. You never have dinner before
1am \nin shaadi season
22. You’ve always wondered what “khayaban” meant
23. You know the “telefun” number by heart even though you dont know what “telefun” is/does
24. You blame everything on K.E.S.C
25. Your school gets closed when it rains
26. You know your city is a hole but you love it anyways


3 Responses to “Karachi wale”

  1. Furhan said

    Khayaban is a Persian word, and I think it means, ‘Garden’.

  2. darius88 said

    AWESOME!!! 😆

  3. xarcadia said

    Lol, thats awesome! Apparently being gone for 10 years hasnt really taken the Karachi out of me!

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